When firewalls get hit on Valentine's Day

So, the other day I set up a new firewall, and I joked to my team that it was just like dating: you think you have it secured, but one unexpected ‘ping’ and suddenly everything’s open! It got me wondering what the weirdest or funniest misconfigurations you all have had that, in hindsight, could probably use a good laugh. Let’s see if we’ve all been there?

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